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LEAGUE 7
150
Submissions
15
Players
1125
Total Points
League Champion
sgigs95
total points
★ Highest Scoring Song
16
points
LATE NIGHT
Breaking: sgigs Dominates League 7, Nation Reacts
Monologue, transcribed. 5 rounds. 15 players. 150 songs. One very good joke incoming.
Seth M. · Tonight's Monologue — Music League Edition | League 7
Good evening everybody, welcome to the show, great audience tonight, love you all. We have to talk about the Music League because — and I say this with the utmost respect — sgigs just absolutely *ran* League 7. 95 points. 1 round win. The rest of us were basically NPCs.
Now — "Tennessee Whiskey" by Chris Stapleton. Submitted by Carrie. 16 points. My writers wanted me to say something clever about this song and I said no, I want to be honest: this was a banger and Carrie knew it. End of bit.
"The 3:20 mark is the part of the concert where Jimbo lays his upright bass on its side and plays while The Reverend stands on top of it and solos."
Shane on The Devil's Chasing Me by The Reverend Horton Heat · Happy Halloween
The "Happy Halloween" round — revleitner won it. 15 points. Then — "Drinkin'" goes to Carrie, then "Rain" goes to sgigs. By round 5, we had a very clear picture of who was here to compete and who was here to have fun. Both are valid.
We also have some lineup news: First-timers JaredBR joined the fray, an injection of new blood into the rotation. Macie took a break from the competition this time around. Movement in the rankings saw sgigs climbed 7 spots and Gina climbed 4 spots. Drama. Growth. Narrative arcs. This is better than most TV.
Genre-wise, rock dominated, with classic rock close behind. Nostalgia for the 2000s ran deep throughout. And 8ob — 46 points — you were our heart and soul and we're rooting for you in League 8.
sgigs, the Music League 7 championship is yours. We'll be right back with League 8. Don't go anywhere — or do, the choice is yours, you're an adult.